1970 McDonalds table? boat…?
You could do a lot of things with 83,000 dollars. You could put a down payment on a home. You could get a nice car. Create a college fund for your child. OR you could do the responsible thing and drop it all on a 1970s pirate boat/ table combo that once sailed amongst a sea of sticky kids and ketchup packets in an old McDonald’s restaurant. Sounds like a smart investment right? I mean, it comes with free shipping. And for an 28 ft long burger vessel, I’d say that should seal the deal.
2. A Grimace Sundae
Grimace was the internet star of 2023. And now YOU can own him in fiberglass sundae form!
Because what house doesn’t need a giant dairy grimace treat hovering above it? For the low price of 15k, you can get that plus giant molds of 2 gum drops, 2 Dr Pepper cups, and 2 ice cream cones. You my friend are on the brink of possessing half of the dessert castle from Candy Land. Check you out Queen Frostine.
3. Cheeseburger from your nightmares (AKA a fun cheeseburger chair)
Honestly, I can’t even make fun of this one. Because if I was smart enough to have been tossing spare change into a food themed furniture fund over the years I would be one of the 23 bidders ready to drop $1400 on this handsome devil.
4. 1970s Captain Crook Playground statue
In the 70s this buccaneer sat atop a playground beckoning children to fork over their fillet-o-fish sandwiches. Now for the low price of $900 he can haunt your yard. Say ahoy to years of therapy for your kids and your neighbors!
